Post 0, in which I am slightly out of order but I code and this is just an off by one error, maybe.

Hellooo,

I did the thing that people do when they are going away and want to talk about themselves and what they are doing so people at home will listen and remember them and be impressed/amused/envious (not to imply that those were my motives, of course I have much nobler reasons and am really only doing it for myself, etc.): I made a blog. It is called Lise Overseas, because Lise was my French name in high school and I feel like that is a chic name and is befitting of my chic French alter ego, which will surely (chic-ly) emerge from its long (chic) dormancy in my (extremly chic) soul once I arrive in (the Capitol of Chic:) Gay Paree, and because France is overseas (overoceans?) and IT RHYMES. And it is sort of a play on words, but unless your brain already made that leap for you, don't give yourself a headache trying to figure it out. It's a stretch.

Words of wisdom from the Queen of (Chicness) Run-On Sentences...

Lise