As I fell asleep finishing my French vocab list last night...

To appreciate the following, it is not necessary to understand french; they don't make much more sense even if you know what the words mean!


adouber – intégrer, adopter, we chatted, but the class sis not move quiet en

Tu as eu a borrne weekend !– un mauvais reinse

le sang neuf – personnes qui quie sont morte.

un feuj – personne juif (personée in English) 

=> this one is impressive because I have no idea how to make that little box thing when I'm awake!

...And the accompanying email to the prof (take 1):

Voila mes vocabulaire. Desolee our no fair voetre consiocnsiouc

(take 2):

Voila mes vocabulaire. Je suis desolee parce wu'ils seon tun boe thinee1

and finally:

Voila ma vocabulaire. Je suis désolée parce elle est en retard.

...close enough. For those of you who don't know, I have a history of typing nonsense as I fall asleep working and not noticing when I wake up that I did not in fact fill that last half-page with intelligent writing. This spring I ended a reading response in my language and gender class with a half page of nonsense and then the winning quote "Thanks for all your coaching! :)". Thank goodness that professor had a sense of humor!

Love y'all,

Clare

p.s. please observe the increase in content production the farther i get into finals week. enjoy it, because i am suffering over here!

p.p.s. i just checked out my final version from last night...uh-oh. sending in corrected version before my prof reads it i hope!